WHAT does Harrogate smell of? Plus: iPads and the Notorious B.I.G., in our collection of the finest Harrogate tweets.
Yes, we’ve waded through all the Twitter chatter from the past day or so to create this sort-of-essential guide.
And we’ve added a bit of context in bold, so it all makes sense.
Want to see a motorbike loaded with ski gear? Or find out what happens in the toilets at the Ackrill Business Awards?
If not, we apologise. But if so, click on this blue bit to be instantly transported.
(I should warn you that there is one very rude word in the round-up – but it wasn’t us, Sir, honest.)