TREASURE, rabbits and birthday cocaine, in your fitfully engaging guide to the day in Harrogate.
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In today’s thrilling instalment, you’ll find all those things we trumpeted in the intro, as well as sports news, Alan Davies, The Hunger Games, money, flowers and a sly, almost subliminal plug for this week’s print edition.
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MONDAY’S MAIN STORIES (AND A COUPLE FROM OVER THE WEEKEND)
Medieval treasure found in a field. They’ve found a matrix. Not The Matrix, which only came out on DVD in 1999 and therefore does not qualify as treasure.
Birthday cocaine lands Harrogate man in court. Full details here. It turns out that taking cocaine is illegal, even if it’s your birthday.
Solicitors do some things. News.
Drunk mum shouted, “That’s my boyfriend!”, before attacking a woman. She got fined.
ALSO ON THE ADVERTISER WEBSITE...
Surprisingly innocuous Alan Davies news. He’s performing at the Grassington Festival.
THINGS WE FOUND ON THE INTERNET
A real treat for fans of big numbers. And it all shows that Bettys & Taylors is in rude health. Good news for Sergeant Brody off Homeland.
Spoken word event in Harrogate. Clicky.
A blog about the Harrogate Crime Writing Festival, memorably misnamed the Harrogate Crime Fighting Festival by one Advertiser employee.
Daffs. BREAKING: The cherry blossom is a bit more in evidence than when this was taken.
America discovers the Rabbit Grand National. Read aloud in an American accent, pronouncing the county as “York-shire”, for the full effect.
A blog from the Daily Mail. No, not that one about homosexuality, this one featuring a passing mention of Harrogate.
A gown of flowers. And it’s heading this way.
IN THIS WEEK’S ADVERTISER
What’s black and white and re(a)d all over (not in the communist sense)? That’s right, it’s the Harrogate Advertiser. And there are still a handful of copies available at select spots around the district. Here’s a sneak peek.
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